The Mister: You have a problem.
Me: I do?!?
TM: Yes. You do. I was in the shower this morning and couldn't figure out why there wasn't any room in there. I realized it was the abundance of bottles ...so I started counting.
TM: Yes, I started counting. I counted four bottles for me, which came as a surprise. That's too many. Then I started counting your bottles...do you want to know how many bottles you have in the shower right now? Right at this moment?
Me: I'm not sure I do.
TM: SEVENTEEN! You have SEVENTEEN bottles in the shower!
Me: I don't see how this is a problem.
TM: How do you have seventeen bottles in the shower?
Me: I'm a girl.
TM: mutter...mutter...Can you maybe get rid of some of the bottles?
Me: I'll do what I can.